by Steven Price, The Dumbest Things Ever Said Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download The Dumbest Things Ever Said books, A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.
by Bob Fenster, Duh Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download Duh books, Never kiss a rattlesnake. Put on the parachute before jumping from the plane. Don't bring your dog along if you're going to rob a bank. These seem like obvious pieces of advice, but there's apparently no shortage of rattlesnake kissers, as evidenced by this hilarious calendar. Offering another hilarious collection of the truly dumb things people say and do, the Duh! 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar features celebrities, politicians, athletes, criminals, and regular Joes, all caught in extreme (and funny) stupidity.
Author: Ross Petras Publisher: Main Street Books ISBN: 0307764621 Format: PDF, ePub, Docs Pages : 240 Category : Humor Languages : en Size: 12.15 MB View: 3774
by Ross Petras, 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said books, A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
Author: Ross Petras Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0671040537 Format: PDF, Kindle Pages : 274 Category : Humor Languages : en Size: 37.73 MB View: 6936
by Ross Petras, The Stupidest Things Ever Said By Politicians Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download The Stupidest Things Ever Said By Politicians books, Collects quotations from senators, congressmen, presidents, and presidential candidates, ranging from Bill Clinton's argument on the meaning of "it" to Bob Dole's crusade to wipe out erectile dysfunction
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by Kathryn Petras, Stupid Movie Lines Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download Stupid Movie Lines books, The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people." --Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962) "Suck the coffin mushroom now." --The Ultimate Vampire (1991) "This is bad." --Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)
by David Olive, Genderbabble Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download Genderbabble books, Gathers a variety of insensitive and stereotyped comments on women in politics, business, sports, and science
by Steven Price, Die Frau In Der Themse Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download Die Frau In Der Themse books, Charlotte Reckitt ist schön, stolz und gesetzlos. Ihre Coups sind phänomenal, ihre Erfolge beachtlich. Und sie ist eine Schlüsselfigur im Leben zweier Männer: William Pinkerton, berühmt-berüchtigter Detektiv, und Adam Foole, Gentleman-Dieb mit Witz und Chuzpe. Für den einen war sie einst die Erfüllung all seiner Träume, für den anderen ist sie die letzte Spur einer lebenslangen Besessenheit. Eine atemlose Jagd beginnt.
by David Olive, More Political Babble Books available in PDF, EPUB, Kindle, Docs and Mobi Format. Download More Political Babble books, The author of Political Babble has collected a new book of political doublespeak and ludicrous statements which offers verbal missteps from political incumbents and Washington wannabes. And the fun doesn't stop at the border, nor is it unique to today's current crop of politicians. This book also has its share of miscues from all over the world. 15 cartoons.